I guess I neglected to make myself clear when I planted my little garden and as a result, some big fat green ugly guys have set up camp and taken to munchin' on my maters.
See him there? He's the fat green guy. You can't miss him. He's about 2 inches long and as big as my thumb.
Come a little closer.
He and a few of his buddies have crashed my garden,
nibbling on green tomatoes
and pooping on the leaves. Yes, I said pooping on the leaves.
How in the world do you handle such blatant disrespect?
You get a really long stick and pry them off. Yes pry, they hold on for dear life. And they should.
Cause once they are peeled off and flung to the ground.
I step on them.
Ewwwww.... he has florescent green guts!
But he won't be eating any more of my tomatoes!